you don't thank a person for hot orange juice.

Heaven is a place. and it’s located on this plane of corgis.

Heaven is a place. and it’s located on this plane of corgis.

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gotproperdead:

itsmyonlyline:

vulcanest:

johnlockstrade:

johnny depp as 12 helena bonham carter as the companion

danny elfman to rewrite the theme tune

what’s this? what’s this? there’s daleks everywhere

what’s this? there’s no ginger in my hair

what’s this? the streets are lined with weeping angels stalking while David Tennant’s balking BITCH WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING what is this? WHAT’S THIS.

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jimcavill:

kellyangel:

I made this long Twilight summary a while back but I never shared the whole thing with you tumblr. I should probably point out that I’ve only seen 2 of the movies and not read any of the books so there might be 1 or 2 teensy errors…. 

SO ACCURATE.

HAHAHAHHAA

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itsbeifongbitch:

my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes

gothic english beauty 

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and insane homeless woman

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God she’s perfect.

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246-oh-1:

harrysbear:

the heat wave in Australia last week

that is some of the most intense “nope”ing i’ve ever seen

THAT FUCKING ELK HAHA

(Source: hipsterpls, via wonderfulgiantsinthesky)

kiefharing:

thisisgabbs:

Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.

thisthisthisthisthisthisTHIS.

THIS

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kiefharing:

thisisgabbs:

Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.

thisthisthisthisthisthisTHIS.

THIS

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
** UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

holynipples:

YOU GUYS I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS

SO FOR A SOCIOLOGY PROJECT A FEW YEARS AGO WE FOUND SOME RANDOM GUYS PICTURE ON THE INTERNET AND MADE A FACEBOOK PAGE FOR HIM AND ADDED PEOPLE THAT WENT TO OUR SCHOOL TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD TREAT HIM

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HIS NAME WAS LITERALLY PHILLIP IS SALTY

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HIS PROFILE PICTURE WAS HIM AND HIS “SISTER” AND HIS “DOG NAMED CHIP” PHOTOSHOPPED INTO MERMAIDS

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HE

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WAS

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CLEARLY

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FAKE

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HIS STATUSES MADE NO SENSE

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BUT LOOK AT THE REACTIONS

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

HAHAHAHHAA CRYINGGG

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