what’s this? the streets are lined with weeping angels stalking while David Tennant’s balking BITCH WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING what is this? WHAT’S THIS.
johnny depp as 12 helena bonham carter as the companion
danny elfman to rewrite the theme tune
what’s this? what’s this? there’s daleks everywhere
what’s this? there’s no ginger in my hair
I made this long Twilight summary a while back but I never shared the whole thing with you tumblr. I should probably point out that I’ve only seen 2 of the movies and not read any of the books so there might be 1 or 2 teensy errors….
YOU GUYS I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS
SO FOR A SOCIOLOGY PROJECT A FEW YEARS AGO WE FOUND SOME RANDOM GUYS PICTURE ON THE INTERNET AND MADE A FACEBOOK PAGE FOR HIM AND ADDED PEOPLE THAT WENT TO OUR SCHOOL TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD TREAT HIM
HIS NAME WAS LITERALLY PHILLIP IS SALTY
HIS PROFILE PICTURE WAS HIM AND HIS “SISTER” AND HIS “DOG NAMED CHIP” PHOTOSHOPPED INTO MERMAIDS
HIS STATUSES MADE NO SENSE
BUT LOOK AT THE REACTIONS
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME